
- My child: Mum! I found an old book in the basement. It’s all old and dusty, should I get rid of it?
- Me: Hmmm… what’s the book called?
- My child: Ahh… Vampire Academy?
- Me:
- My child:
- Me:
- My child:
- Me: Dimitri, go get Rose and Adrian. I’m going to tell you all a story….
Haha, good one.